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The Holdem Pirate talks real poker in real life language. Leave your emotions at home, because kid, this is the REAL game. I don`t want to hear you bad beat shit anytime soon. So just get on with it, or get out of my way, I got a living to earn.

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Rakeback is a Dream Come True

So there you are, sitting in front of your computer, investing your time and money playing online poker. Maybe you’re not that good of maybe you are the next James Bond. Either way, we can’t all have a constant winning streak. No matter how shrewd a player you are, there will be times when the luck just isn’t going your way. That’s when it’s good to know that, even if you loose, you’ll get something back through a good rakeback deal.

There are a few ways you can ensure you get a good deal. You can either ask your online casino directly (if you don’t ask, you don’t get) or check out websites that only deal with rakeback. The best sites work in conjunction with all the top poker rooms to increase traffic to those sites, while at the same time securing the best possible rakeback deals for their players. The commission they receive for signing you up to a poker room is based on the rake you generate by playing. Get the majority of your funds back with rakeback.

With these sites, you are the main customer. It’s your interests they look after primarily, not the poker room’s. Poker rooms typically take about a 5% cut of every pot, and this is called the “rake”. You’ll often see it being taken and stacked at the top of the table when you are playing. With affiliate sites, the commission they receive for signing you up to a poker room is based on the rake you generate when you play. The more reputable affiliate sites , because of the partnerships they have built with a selection of poker rooms, will give you the majority of their commission back, sometimes as much as a 60% rakeback .

Even players paying as little as 200 - 300 pounds a month in rake can receive as much as 1,800.00 pounds a year back by signing up to a 30% rakeback deal. If you’re already playing poker online and not getting your rake back, you are missing out on free money - or at least getting back as much of your own money as possible as well as your winnings.

Signing up to a featured poker room through an affiliate site that offers rakeback means you can start recouping a large percentage of your rake straight away. If you already play at one of these rooms without rakeback then you can keep playing at the same poker tables with the same players by signing up with one of the other rooms which is on the same network.

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Calculatem Pro - Poker Odds Calculator - Get It Free

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How to Win Playing Slot Machines

A former professional gambler explains why playing a slot machine is no way to win. He explains why winning at slots is not random, and why no skill is involved. He demonstrates how to program one of the popular slot machine models, which in itself proves that slot machines are programmed to take your money, instead of paying you a jackpot.

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How to the online poker sites!! PLEASE READ THE DESCRIPTION

Ever wanted to make thousands of pounds quickly and easily? Ever wanted to learn how to cheat the poker sites?
Well it may be hard to believe but now there is a way!!!

We have tried many programs and software out on the market and can assure you, none of them work. The software we have developed is one of a kind as it takes the hardest problem away when creating systems like this, the poker sites security.

This software actually connects directly to the computer of the people that you are playing, enabling you to see their whole cards. With this you can make the right decision every time and make yourself unbelieveable amounts of money!!!!

As you might be thinking this might be another one of those scams out there, trying to get you to pay for something which you will never get. This program is free and you only have to pay 10% of what you make a month. You can however join the team for more improvised programs and other systems which are being developed to make even more money.

If you would like any information regarding this product please email Pokersolutions@hotmail.co.uk

Hope to hear from you all soon
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Holdem Indicator - Poker Odds Calculator

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If you want the Calculator for free, just Click on the link above
just follow instructions.

You will have over 9 Top Poker Rooms to choose from to join so you get the Calculator for free. There are
Poker Rooms for USA players too.

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Online Poker Cheat - See hole cards! (READ FULL DESCRIPTION)

ATTENTION (Posted 6/28/08):
One of the last people we signed up (current members - you don’t need to worry, he never actually started playing, thus doesn’t have the memberlist or the crucial last steps) is trying to be smart and blackmail us by posting videos he thinks we won’t be happy about and sending us messages attempting to blackmail us for 8-10k (he apparently can’t decide how large of a free handout he wants). Now I’m sure that he is expecting us to just pay him and keep this quiet - but those of you who are using our system and have gotten to know us know that’s not how we handle things. So in the next day or two, we will be posting his private messages detailing his “demands”, for all the world to see (you can read one here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JkWbfUGUNc ). We stand behind what we do and our reputations - and have made sure we are protected legally in this event.

Thanks again to you true members out there who signed up for this with the honest intention of putting this to work (we hope that every time you play you remember how much we appreciate you - we came up with the system, but it’s you guys who are putting in the time at the tables).

ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS(Posted 5/17/08):
Our email was shut down - we have yet to get a response from Customer Service with the reason why, but we’re obviously guessing someone reported us: “You got CHEATERS on your email!”. We’re not sure, but we have our suspicions of who it is. We think one of the last people we signed up may be suspect. Don’t worry - since he never started actually playing with our system, he does not have the member list (we knew what we were doing when we put that rule in place). Once we get a hold of Customer Service, we will be insisting that they open it back up. In the meantime, we had our contact list of you guys saved in that account, so please contact us ASAP so we can repair this situation. Our new address is pokercheatproteam@yahoo.com. Get in touch with us, and also forward this update along to your fellow members. Thanks you guys.
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Our system allows you to see your opponents’ hole cards. After trying all of the bogus programs already out there, we wanted to see if we could actully pull this off. We have spent a lot of time on this, and have found a method that works (we believe that our method is the only way it possibly could work).

Although nobody has been caught using the system, and in our opinion it is undetectable, you are using this at your own risk. Please be prepared to play smart while using the system. The program itself may be undetectable - but your lack of discretion won’t be. There’s luck, and then there’s obvious cheating. You’ll make as much as you want with this, so relax and take your time, let them take a hand or two.

We do not only give you the needed software, but coach you through every step of setting it up and using it. The set-up fee is $99. In addition to the $99, we require 10% of your profits(You’re basically buying into a poker-cheating franchise). We haven’t seen it happen yet, but if it doesn’t work on your system we will refund the $99 - we have no use for members who can’t make us money. Because the method is only as valuable as it is exclusive, we will be opening it up to 20 people, and that is it. When the spots are gone, they’re gone. With the 10% coming in from our 20 people, we believe we will be set quite nicely for life, and no price will convince us to sign on any additional members.

Email for info on getting started.

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